It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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