bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
one might say we're banned from that church
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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