I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Randomize