i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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