he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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