she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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