i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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