Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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