So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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