I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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