i permit you to call me
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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