I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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