I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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