i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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