I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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