And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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