office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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