my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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