Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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