have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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