I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im holly from the hills drunk
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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