My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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