You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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