Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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