This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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