How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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