Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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