I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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