just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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