How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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