So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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