Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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