You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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