i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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