I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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