I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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