I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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