Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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