Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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