the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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