I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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