Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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