In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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