I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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