The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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