The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I AM VODKA MAN
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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