I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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