how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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