I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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