on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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