so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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